Battle For The Bed

Bedroom Battle Scar
Scratches, fat lips and general bruising. These are my battle scars from a night of sleep caused by my unsuspecting other half. I woke up a few days ago, only to find that she had been beating me in the night to gain duvet supremacy. You may laugh, but the wounds are real. The worse thing is she is a generally clumsy person anyway, so it should come as no great sursprise that I often find a elbow coming my way or a sudden knee to my lower regions. To be fair, she has no idea she is inflicting this damage upon me as she tosses and turns peacefully in her sleep. With great coordination and skill she manages to wail her arms and legs in such a manner, that creates great damage. Prehaps I should ask the sandman to restrain her more often.

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